Siebs Beats Biebs

The Truth About Babies, Bodies, and Dating
Brother B/Pearl of Great Price class 2012

Class lecture from 5/14/2012 in which Brother B. teaches the TRUTH about babies, bodies, and dating. He also teaches the nature of the fall of Adam, how Lucifer became the devil, and Heavenly Father’s plan for our happiness. Taught in conjunction with Moses chapter 3 and 4 from the LDS edition of the Pearl of Great Price (http://www.lds.org/scriptures/pgp/moses/3?lang=eng).

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
“Wow, this boss is super easy now… With my THREE DARK MAGES!”
— Sam
“The use of the word “Sucka!” turns it from a personal attack into a jovial reminder of dominance.”
— Luke
Things Hank Says
(After a fireside, Louisa introduced one of the speakers to Sam)
Louisa: ...And this is my brother Sam. Sam, this is Brother Smith.
Hank: Hi! Nice to meet you!
Sam: Nice to meet you too!
Hank (to Louisa): Hey, he's not bad looking!
(Louisa nods. Sam just smiles 'cause he's not sure what to say)
Hank: Heheh. He's like, "Yeah, I know."
Well, not recklessly.
Louisa: You didn't know about that? Where we're you during freshman orientation? I knew about that, and I was late for orientation.
Sam: I was probably recklessly flirting with the advisor.
Kirby
In Louisa's apartment, Sam is playing Kirby 64 as Louisa watches from the floor.
Louisa: What was that tv show, with the two kids and the eccentric prince? It was on at 11.
Sam: Louisa. I'm shooting rockets out of my mouth.
Louisa turns and looks at the TV.
Louisa: Wow.
sunrise-goodbyes:

Awesome Nerdfighter wearing a This Star Won’t Go Out (tswgo.org) bracelet with a TWLOHA Fears vs. Dreams bracelet. :) love the pairing. Love Nerdfighteria.
If you’re not familiar with Esther’s story and TSWGO, you should definitely check it out.

sunrise-goodbyes:

Awesome Nerdfighter wearing a This Star Won’t Go Out (tswgo.org) bracelet with a TWLOHA Fears vs. Dreams bracelet. :) love the pairing. Love Nerdfighteria.

If you’re not familiar with Esther’s story and TSWGO, you should definitely check it out.

(Source: loveismovingyou, via twloha)

You went to East High
Louisa: I almost bought a laptop case with the Utes logo on it.
Betsy: What??
Louisa: Almost.
Betsy: I don't think you want to be associated with the U.
Louisa: Betsy, you went to East High.
Stopping me?
Feeny: What are you afraid of Eric?
Eric: I'm not afraid of anything.
Feeny: No. You're afraid of something. And it's stopping you.
Eric: Stopping me.
Feeny nods.
Eric (cynically): From what?
Feeny: From becoming what we all know you're capable of being.
Eric, rolling his eyes: What I'm capable of. What I'm capable of. Y'know something? I'm always hearing that, "What I'm capable of". I TOOK the SATs last year. Remember?
Feeny: Yeah.
Eric: I blew them! Y'know maybe I'm just not meant to be in college...Hmph.
Feeny: Maybe you're someone who gives up too easily.
Eric looks around: ...
Feeny: What'll it be, Mr. Matthews? Who are you?